Today just sucked. I have a terrible headache. I’m just waiting for my indian food to be delivered so I can eat it and sleep for a thousand years.

When someone asks me if their bagel is ready one minute after I put it in the Bagel Toaster.

I love this dude way more than kittens, pickled foods, and hot chocolately drinks. I love him so much I am going to walk in the rain to his work so I can walk him home!

He is my best friend, my love, my soul mate.

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veganatalie:

gratuitous drawing of your stretchmarks

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Is anyone in need of some 34C bras?

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